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December 24, 2009

Too many University Students - I hate to say I told you so

University Education might not quite be my specialist subject, but if I could get a dual-geared time machine and wind it back so I could be in the Teviot bar at Edinburgh University discussing politics with a certain ‘future’ prime minister of ours, I would tell him exactly what I told his predecessor Tony Blair on Newsnight 6 years ago.  I said then and I say again now that we have too many people going to university chasing increasingly de-valued degrees, whilst we still can’t sort out getting the basics right in school subjects such as Maths and English.

Teflon Tony liked to duck and dive his way round most people, and on that particular edition of the programme, he fended off a range of questions from irate students and their representatives, yet each time he gave his characteristic “what I say to you” or “well I’d like to help, but”.

Somehow, I managed to get him a bit more agitated, as he instantly snapped back saying that he “totally and utterly disagreed” with me. Granted, I had just compared him to a sofa salesman, by pointing out that the whole culture of study now, pay later would result in a glut of over-educated but unemployable students who were saddled in debt.

But now it looks like the government are finally realising that they can’t just spend their way out of the next education crisis. Nor can we keep pretending that having half the population go through a university course will be of benefit to the wider economy. Back then, the argument was that we needed more degrees so that we could compete with developing countries like India and China. Talk about a race to the bottom!

Now we will get the factory-farmed two year degree as standard. What should really matter in education is teaching people how to think for themselves. The best learners are the ones who want to learn and who can take their own initiative. Somehow I just don’t think that kind of entrepreneurial spirit is the sort of thing Old Labour want people to know about.

November 5, 2009

A serious point about the Cowfilms joke thread on twitter

Filed under: Blogging, Internet, Politics, Social Networking, Time Management — Tags: , , , — admin @ 12:22 am

For anyone who isn’t a regular twitter user, this post will probably make little sense, so I’ll try and unravel it slowly, rather than at the 140 characters maximum speed of light that twitter operates at.

Each day, twitter lists top ‘trending topics’, which could be on any subject - some serious, some not so serious. The cowfilms thread is definetely on the silly side - basically, make any connection between a film title and a cow related theme.

Here are a few of my favourite 10 so far:

  1. Moo Cowsand and One: A Steak Udderssey - @julianyon
  2. The Cud, the Bad and the Ungulate - @ginpitwarrior
  3. Bonfire of the Vachequirits
  4. Friesian Loathing In Las Vegas - @scoop_cooper
  5. 24 Hour Patty People (featuring Happy Moodays)
  6. The Cudfather
  7. Cry Friesian - @davidschneider (of Alan Partridge fame)
  8. Methane, myself and Irene @rumdoodle
  9. There Will Brie Cud
  10. Ruminator 2 : Cudgement Day

So what’s so great about this obviously pointless and frivolous waste of time? Well, actually, if they say that laughter is the best medicine, then this thread is the best stuff in the cabinet. In some respects, it feels like the internet can turn into one big pub conversation - yet no-one has to pay a penny to get their round in, and there’s no side effects to this humour pill, apart from a little bit of procrastination.

Now I know that I’m part of the fortunate digital elite, and that I can dip in and out of twitter as I please - some workplaces have quite wisely cracked down on internet usage, and not everyone has the internet at home.

But there’s another serious side to all this - today’s big twitter topic may have been humour related (there’s another thread going about blaming everything on P Diddy), but at other times, the top trends are politically related, as we saw when the UK truly dominated the twitter charts two weeks ago when Nick Griffin appeared on Question Time. For non-British readers, Nick Griffin is the leader of the far-right, racially motivated, British National Party.

Another top trending topic today has been the elections in Iran. Now there was a lot of media attention back when the elections were first run, and a lot of people were able to get their opinions out on twitter. This time round, on the 30th anniversary of the US embassy hostage crisis, we’re hearing calls of support for the USA, rather than the usual death chants.

So, let’s say long live twitter, and long live the American dream which created it, all the way from the farms of Nebraska.

September 6, 2009

A damning attack on Gordon Brown’s fitness to govern

Filed under: Politics — Tags: , , , , , — admin @ 8:03 pm

I’ve just read a long expose on Not Born Yesterday, alleging that Gordon Brown has serious physical and mental health issues, which are affecting his ability to keep ‘just getting on with the job’.

Now the first question some might ask is to what is extent is this any of our business? Surely a politician is entitled to privacy when it comes to his medical records. And should we not applaud him for reaching the most powerful position in the country despite only having sight in one eye?

Brown has constantly over-used the word ‘courage’ (or as he says coo-ge, but perhaps pronounciation isn’t really fair game), andeven written a book on the subject, and likes to give us the impression that he is a man of great values. But we only have to look at the Libyan debacle to see what a farcical notion this is. And let’s not even mention that election that never was!

There is a legitimate argument to say that people with a defined disability - whether physical or mental - should not be discouraged from holding high office, but when is the line crossed between affirmative action, disability discrimination and simple, plain incompetence? Historical evidence suggests (Warwick MP) Anthony Eden’s usage of amphetamines to overcome weaknesses caused by a botched operation seriously affected his judgement over the Suez crisis, whereas Churchill seemd to keep his ‘black dog’ under control.

My opinion is that Brown is not, and never has been up to the job. The only reason for him staying on now is that he is secretly a Tory (we know how much he admires Maggie), and that he wants to wreck Labour’s chances of ever regaining power for at least another generation. Whatever your political affiliations (I declare I’m a firm conflour blue), this can’t be good for democracy.

So it really is no good speculating whether or not Brown is feeling down, we just want to get him out.

Why have an Annual Peace Day?

Filed under: Coventry, Politics — Tags: , , , , , — admin @ 7:03 pm

Letter to Coventry Evening Telegraph

Dear Sir,

Apparently 21st September is some Annual Peace Day, which you can tell is a tokenistic irrelevance when corporate sponsors such as Coke jump on board for the free ride. This whole sham is clearly the result of some or other king sized ego, rather than anything which is actually going to have concrete results.

It all sounds about as useful as the Geneva Convention on how to conduct a war. Co-incidentally, Switzerland is the only country in history to have successfully maintained a policy of neutrality and non-aggression, but they have done this through maintaining a strong army and defence force. When asked in a referendum if they wanted to get rid of their army, the Swiss people gave a resounding no.

We only know too well what happens when we believe Rugby educated prime ministers who promise peace in our time - and look what happened to Coventry as a result! It would have been far better if Mr Chamberlain had kept his ideas on the Rugby pitch, and not in the international arena.

It is time these do-gooders stopped pedalling such absolutely pointless drivel, and accepted that as long as there are jihadis, terrorists and aggressors, then some war will be necessary. How else will we keep populations in check, keep oil and water flowing, and keep the construction industry busy? And how do these people propose dealing with the massive unemployment and social problems that getting rid of armies would cause?

Yours Sincerely,

James Avery

August 25, 2009

Why I’ve still got a Lockerbie in my bonnet.

I’ll start with the #Rainman stuff first - travel by air and rail should be the safest means of getting around, but the small Scottish town of Lockerbie, which should otherwise be known for delicious Mature Cheddar Cheese, has the macabre history of being the site of horrific train and plane crashes. Except of course that, whoever was to blame, the downing of Pan Am flight 103 was no accident. In terms of terrorism top trumps, the image of the ‘Maid of the Seas’ cockpit nose cone turned on its side is perhaps second only to the horrors of 9/11.

So why is Scotland’s nationalist First Minister so proud to release the man convicted for this atrocity? What I really dislike about this debacle is the notion that he was released because there were a lot of people who thought he was innocent.

That just isn’t the way justice should work - the principle of innocent until proven guilty works the other way round, namely that a convicted man should remain as such until there is a body of evidence presented to a court to prove otherwise.

Instead, we have got a complete muddying of the waters between innocence v. guilt and compassion v. justice. Throw in the whole question of Peter Mandelson’s deals regarding Libyan oil and the inevitable flag waving return to Tripoli, on a flight numbered 103 just to rub it all in, and we really have made a complete laughing stock of both British and Scottish justice.

Considering all this, it really is a great shame that it should be seen as a symbol of Scottish pride to let this man free, especially when the Scottish legal system has so much to be proud of, not least the concept of a Not Proven verdict.

Much as though I really don’t like bringing any more attention to terrorist attacks on transport networks than is necessary, I really do think that it is just a tad rich for Americans to be calling for boycotts of Scotland and the UK because of Al Megrahi ’s release - as if such a boycott would bring the man back to prison. There are still many questions which need answering, perhaps most importantly from Gordon Brown with respect to where he stands on this issue, but I can think of two words to say in response to American boycott calls - Guantanamo and Bay.

May 21, 2009

More not so random thoughts

• I am definitely practising my own version of flipping – sleeping from 9-to-5, and working the rest of the day (well, night really) round that, but this week has been pretty good so far, even if I would like to have gone to the twitter discussion event which was on earlier on today in London, but I only found out about that from Murray Newlands’ blog late last night.
• My hours might be totally out of kilter, but I am trying to get into a habit of producing a minimum of 1500 words of ‘useful’ (i.e. commercially proven) content before doing anything else, or at least as soon as I switch the computer on.
• Having said that, the first thing I did when I got ‘up’ today was go for a bike ride, and this was a nice reminder of the joys of cycling along canal tow paths (see upcoming Bling My City post for more about this).
• I haven’t got round to reading or hearing any news today, but the last breaking story which came through last night as I was shutting my computer down was that there had been a military plane crash in Indonesia. No doubt by now we’ve had the usual messages of condolence from the Foreign Office, saying how deeply saddened Mr Miliband is to hear such a tragedy. You always know when they trot out the deeply saddened line that they don’t give a monkey’s, because if they did, they’d say something original.
• Speaking of news, much as though I was glad to finally see the back of speaker Michael Martin, has this not buried a far more significant story about the missing link being found in the evolutionary chain? Surely when we look back at 2009 in 20 years time, this will be one of the most important scientific discoveries of our time, although how it had been kept under wraps for 20 years is another story.
• I was having a good MSN chat with the ever-busy Nadeem from Azam Marketing  last night, and we were both agreed that quick lists like this are quite a useful way of dividing up thoughts, ideas and useful links, but I also wonder if there is a twitter application which could compile up a day’s posts, filter out the idle chit-chat and then integrate the decent ones with WordPress? I guess not, that would require a computer to do some thinking.
• So what useful links could I add today? Michael Dunlop (Income Diary) has an interesting list and discussion of 30 dyslexic entrepreneurs — there’s a few well-known and well documented characters on the list like Richard Branson (Virgin) and David Neeleman (Jet Blue), but I didn’t know about Ingvar Kamprad (IKEA), but can’t exactly say I’m surprised. In certain respects, I’d have asked the question the other way — which entrepreneurs (or major achievers in any field) haven’t had to deal with some form of learning disability, serious emotional challenge or mental illness at some stage in their lives? If you go through the list of the top 10 greatest Britons, I don’t think you’ll find any. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_Greatest_Britons
• Speaking of IKEA, it’s about time I went to get some more bowls for the kitchen, and this has to be a lot easier when you have a flashy new city centre IKEA store within walking distance. How many people have bragging rights to that? Seriously though, IKEA has to be one of my most respected brands, and I’m really glad they actually put a bit of thought into designing it.
• Lee McCoy (the Get Visible legend) had an excellent interview with Martin ‘purple’, where he gives a very interesting tip about using social networking sites like twitter to ask questions, rather than just talk about your lunch.
• I also need to look up ZiiTrend, a website about ’social predictions’.
• Meanwhile, Lee himself made some excellent points about blogging being far from dead (I think this particular Internet party is only just getting going), and I certainly concur when he says ‘I agree that Twitter is a much better conversation tool, and when you think that open conversation is the best route to expanding your mind, I still prefer blogging as the nature of my thoughts are essentially verbose. I dislike quick one-liners, it simply isn’t me’.
• Going over some reading from last night, Nadeem also gave a very interesting interview to Murray Newlands, but I think I’ll have to take him up on his comments about Margaret Thatcher later.
• See Flightblogging.com for my upcoming post about Log maps, potentially the next major development in Flightmapping.com.
• Whenever I come up with new ideas, I’m always slightly wary of sticking them straight up on the Internet, because a lot of people say that somebody else might steal them. However, I just don’t think there is much you can really do to copyright protect an idea, so my general feeling on this is to just stick stuff up anyway. I’ve never been short of ideas, so if somebody takes one, well, you know what they say about imitation and flattery.
• Yesterday, Chris Clarkson pointed me to a very interesting article about the Google user experience, and their 10 principles to create a so-called ‘Googley’ website. I think we have a lot to learn, and a lot to do, so that’s enough for now.
• Well, not quite — last night, Nadeem kindly suggested that I should update my blog more often, and I’m glad to say that even though I’ve been doing a couple of posts each day this week, this hasn’t distracted attention from the ongoing text updates for Flightmapping — these will always be like painting the Forth Bridge, but if you really do want to know anything about finding cheap flights to Copenhagen, Stockholm or Oslo, that’s my focus this week. As far as the maths goes, this blog post, like almost all of the content I write, has been created using voice recognition, so it has just taken 20 minutes so far, and maybe another 5 to check. Regardless of whether anyone else reads it or not, I always think it is good to review what you’ve read yourself, especially as there is so much other random information out there. I reckon that between blog posts, twitter updates and news articles, you could quite easily scan through 100 pages in a couple of hours, so spending 15 to 20 minutes summarising the key points has to be time well spent.

Enough for now!

March 2, 2009

Too much to say today

Filed under: Politics, Travel, random — admin @ 4:54 pm

What do you do when you have several different things to add to a Facebook status update, but none of them relate to each other?

How about a simple list? Here’s a quick 10:

Today, I am:

  • Still in awe of the delightful concert of architectural anthems served up by the film ‘The international’ — but I have quite a lot more research to do before I can do any kind of full article on this.
  • Amused that Ryanair are now advertising easyJet on their website.
  • Reasonably pleased that I managed to book some flights to Italy (Birmingham to Bologna & Pisa to Birmingham) yesterday for just £9 return.
  • Disgusted with the arrogance of Harriet Harman (one of four solicitor sisters), who thinks she can change the law to take away Fred Goodwin’s pension, after her colleagues signed it off. Talk about closing the stable door after the horse has bolted, taking our cash with it. And since when
  • Wondering when this morning’s delightful sunshine will come back.
  • Hoping to get back on the bike shortly. Saturday’s ride was good until Maxstoke - come on Lad, you need to do better than that next time.
  • Supposed to be writing loads of stuff about flights to Germany, but writing blog posts is more interesting, even if it is much slower going.
  • Hoping to finish work early enough to tidy up the front room.
  • Looking back at my articles on airline handling fees and Ryanair’s suggestions about charging for on-board toilet use — I hope they are both useful.
  • Putting out another reminder — the cheapest (or sometimes just the most interesting and best value) way of getting where you want to go can sometimes involve flying to another country — e.g. for flights to Switzerland, try Friedrichshafen in Germany and for flights to Morocco, avoid the Gordfather’s skyway robbery of £40 air passenger duty by taking flights to Gibraltar instead, and then going to Tangier by ferry.

 

November 26, 2008

World Chess Board Map

Filed under: Chess Board Maps, Politics, Travel, Trivia — admin @ 9:47 pm

Where are you on the world chess board map?

I have been working on a new version of Flightmapping for a while, and let’s just say that some of our maps are going to be a little bit different to the norm.  However, I can’t keep everything under wraps forever, and I need to get some feedback from potential users, so here is a quick taster.

Imagine the whole world as a chessboard, with the most important cities represented at the intersection of each square.  Our chessboard map does feature cities from A-Z, but in terms of reaching the corners of the earth, we tried to do A,B, C and D, but we found that only A and D worked.  So we’re giving you Anchorage in Alaska (a1) and Dunedin in New Zealand (i9), for starters. 

Of course, any map like this is going to be contentious — why have we included x, but excluded y or z? All I can say is that the process has been part scientific and part random, but I hope that I can stimulate some good old-fashioned debate before bringing this map to life on Flightmapping.com — something we plan to do early next year.

This map is also something of a teaser — if anyone wants to have a go, I’ll e-mail over the first letter, or the IATA airport code for each city, but as it is my dad’s 75th birthday today, I hope that he’ll be able to complete it without any help.  He might still be teaching medical students and running triathlons on sunny Nevis, but he has always been a passionate yachtsman and Geographer as well.  As well as having a distinguished medical career, dad is also a fellow of the Royal Geographical Society, so I have every faith that he will be able to e-mail his version of the map by the end of the weekend.

Why a chessboard?

Well, I’ve never been a sporting type, but I was captain of the school chess team, and if you’ll excuse my being corny, the notion of “check” hails back to the Czech Republic, and my granny was born in Prague.  Chess might be a game of war, but I hope this map is much more of a peaceful exercise. Most of the places on the map are attractive to visit for one reason or another, but there are one or two on their which have historical significance for less than pleasant reasons.

Around the World in 80 Dots

A chessboard has 8 x 8 squares, which gives 64; and 9 x 9 lines, which would give 81 cities.  I have decided to leave the centre point blank, as this roughly corresponds to the Holy land, or the great Pyramid at Giza in Cairo, which is the only ancient wonder of the world to have survived to the present day.  I think this map should be provocative enough as it is without starting any religious wars!  Phileas Fogg might have gone around the world in 80 days, so you are now invited to go around the chessboard in 80 dots.

The reasons for inclusion of each city vary across the world, but 8 factors include:

• Prominent architectural or natural landmarks.
• Tourist attractions.
• Transport hubs, including major international airports, rail hubs, and ports.
• Prominent sporting teams or venues.
• Cultural activities, including concert venues, birthplaces of composers or hotbeds of musical talent, artists etc.
• High standards of living.
• Major financial centres, including corporate headquarters, banks and stock markets.
• Large centres of population.
 World Chess Board Map

[Blank world chess board map]

Based on an original idea and Copyright (C) 2008 James Avery

Lapdancing joints to be rebranded as ‘Sex Encounter Establishments’

Filed under: Politics — admin @ 2:44 pm

[Typed listening to live commentary on BBC Radio 2]

So it seems that Peter Stringfellow has got his knickers in a twist over government plans to label lapdancing joints as ‘Sex Encounter Establishments.’

Well, it isn’t difficult to SEE why the powers that be want to change yet another law over this, but I think it would be much better to call them ‘Sex Appetiser Establishments’ (SAEs) - but I’m still not convinced that you would get a good lick with any of them.

 

November 4, 2008

Pride in the Name of Love - from Milton Keynes Glowny to Atlanta Heartsfield

Filed under: Music, Politics, Trains, Transport — admin @ 2:46 pm

Anyone who knows me knows that I love a good rant, but somehow I’ve managed to keep most of my opinions about the 2008 US election to myself.

Now that we’ve finally reached polling day, I am happy to say that even though I consider myself Conservative by UK standards, I am solidly behind Barack Obama tonight. So what’s Milton Keynes got to do with it? Well, MK is a city I go through regularly on the train, and if we put the jokes about concrete cows to one side, it is actually quite likeable.

If Milton Keynes had an airport, its IATA code might easily be MLK*, which would take us to civil rights activist Martin Luther King Jr, who is perhaps best known for his “I Have A Dream” speech in 1963. Whatever your opinions on Milton Keynes, somebody had a dream to build it, and if you ever get a chance to fly over it, MK does look like a giant circuit board, complete with tiny cars efficiently moving around its quiet streets.

MLK is featured twice on the U2 album “The Unforgettable Fire”, firstly in the anthemic Pride (In The Name of Love), and then on the final self titled track.

Here’s my favourite bit of Pride^:

Early morning, April 4
Shot rings out in the Memphis sky
Free at last, they took your life
They could not take your pride

So, I’m not going to be staying up to watch the polls (Glowny means Central in Polish), but I do hope to wake up tomorrow to some long awaited good news from across the pond!

(*MLK is actually the IATA code for Malta, Montana; ^ - actually took place at 6.01pm)

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